Let’s level with one another, shall we? You arrived here, at my cozy little corner of the internet, by following something visually stimulating. If you stay, it will be because you want more than sexy photos and cliché adjectives like exclusive, VIP, and upscale. Beautiful ladies are a dime a dozen, but if you reach out to me, it’s because you’re a “whole package” kind of gentleman who needs more than just titillating aesthetic appeal. You want real connection, transactional and bounded as it may be, with someone who brings as much (or more) to the table as you do.

Enter: the obligatory adjectives. I am an uncommon combination of beauty and brains (cliché but true); an independent, witty (often kitschy) brunette who’s also genuine, intelligent, well-traveled, personally and professionally accomplished, clever, fit, and not afraid to get my hair wet or hands dirty. Over 20 years in the Marine Corps all but guaranteed the latter.

I am a very low volume companion who enjoys quality time with select clientele, focusing my attention on four or fewer dates per month. I am based in Phoenix and do not tour, although I am available for select FMTY rendezvous. I maintain both a busy family life and a professional career outside of companionship, which is reflected in both my limited availability and mindfulness about the company I keep. Booking in advance is always suggested (translation: it’s required).

If you’ve never spent time with a professional companion, I would be honored to be your first! If you cannot provide references from established ladies, please contact me and we can discuss an alternative. I am also happy to meet with couples, women only, those who are gender non-comforming, and those who are differently-abled.

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Someone who knows me well in this industry described me as a combination of Wonder Woman, Chastain (“Zero Dark Thirty”), and a little Emma Stone. Another said my TV show would be “Wonder Woman meets This Old House.” In my own words, I’d say I’m a combination Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) in “Casino Royale,” Jane Smith (Angelia Jolie) in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith,” Gilda (Rita Hayworth) in “Gilda,” Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) in “The Avengers,” Emmeline Lestrange (Brooke Shields) in “The Blue Lagoon,” Evey (Natalie Portman) in “V for Vendetta,” and maybe Tim the Toolman Taylor. I’m mostly just the MILF next door, an outdoor adventurer, and a wannabe survivalist.

I’m multifaceted and one heck of a shape-shifter, but I’m always authentic. I’m a terrible actress, so I don’t waste anyone’s time trying to pretend to be anything or anyone other than me. Check out my Twitter for a better idea of the everyday personality behind the prose.

I’ve backpacked through Europe, hiked the Great Wall of China, lived among the ancient ruins of Babylon, trekked through lush forests in Zanzibar, spent rainy days in Swiss coffee shops, slept in caves in Cappadocia, enjoyed scuba diving in Japan, and given birth au naturale. I consider myself a pilgrim and a student of life (and a bit of a badass, given the latter).

I am a Myers-Briggs INTJ through and through; a deep thinker and analyst; mindful and intuitive; deliberate and principled; a sapiosexual who finds deep conversation far more fulfilling than most of what we find in daily life.

I spend most of my life in yoga pants and trail runners, often with unruly wavy hair and no makeup. I own way too many books. I grind my own coffee beans but load my mug with flavored creamer. I cry when listening to Andrea Bocelli. Humans are complex and multifaceted, and I love that about us.

Connection, eroticism, exploration… the world of professional companionship supplements my everyday life; it is not the totality of it. I’ve never been an exotic dancer nor worked in other sectors of the erotic industry. As much as I might wish I had the gift of hustle, I don’t. As a true moonlighter, my family, non-erotic career, and intellectual pursuits remain my top priorities. This is my escape, as it is yours.

My interests and hobbies include DIY projects, outdoor activities, reading, health and wellness, arts and culture, good food, and people watching. I enjoy watching documentaries, foreign films, classics, and historical dramas. Naps and snacks are also pretty high on the list. The only food I don’t love is beet.

I love the simple things in life, like being engulfed in a cozy blanket next to a flickering fire; feeling warm sand beneath my toes; and the scent of rain that welcomes an impending thunderstorm. Did I mention naps and snacks?

In our time alone together, you’ll find me to be unpretentious, perceptive, open-minded, and passionate, with a healthy dose of playful sass and wit. When you need a break from the demands and stresses of your everyday life, let’s unwind together. You’ll find me attentive to your needs and genuinely interested in what you share. I want you to feel comfortable exploring your deepest secrets with me, and I want us to have fun in the process.

I am couple-friendly, female-friendly (my wife will attest to this), newbie-friendly, fetish-friendly, and disability-friendly.

Are we a match? Contact me to book.

The Phoenix metropolitan valley is my home, and I do not “tour.” However, I am happy to “fly me to you” (FMTY rates are the same as local rates, plus the cost of my travel. A supplemental fee may be required for trips requiring extensive travel time).

Please understand that my consultation fees are for time and companionship only and are non-negotiable. For new-to-me suitors, a deposit will be required. Ready for a rendezvous? Complete my Screening & Appointment Request form now!

Our time together is unique and special to me. I will not have a script or a predetermined agenda, because I am not in the business of simply going through the motions. It’s just you and me, my dear, and we’re creating this together.

Historically, I offered a “Come as You Are” option at a discounted rate. As a low-volume provider and moonlighter, I do not live “date ready” (to the standards I ascribe to what some might call “high end” companionship, although I have been told my standards are excessively high) in my everyday life. This has meant date preparation–hair, nails, lashes, the whole shebang–needed to begin long before a rendezvous. Setting this time aside to prepare meant needing to make accommodations in other areas of my day-to-day life, so I began offering the “Come as You Are” option, which meant getting me, sans date prep. No lashes, no newly manicured nails, no curled hair nor flawless makeup; no designer clothes, no fancy lingerie. Just me, as I am. Maybe I’d be in jeans and a baseball hat; maybe yoga pants, tennis shoes, and a ponytail; maybe a summer dress and flip-flops. I’d bring the same great personality and attention, without the extra trappings. Over time, I’ve come to realize that this is what most of my good friends actually prefer. So, rather than offering a “Come as You Are” discount, I now offer a “Dress it Up” option. I’m always open to receiving special requests (and I’m obviously not going to show up to a nice restaurant in athleisure or to a nice event in flip flops), but if all the extra “polishing” is appealing to you, you’ll want to add the “Dress it Up” option.

I’m not the kind of person who is driven primarily by having things, nor by the idea of living a life preoccupied by them. That said, I do appreciate generosity, practicality, and good taste. Therefore, whether as a surprise during our rendezvous or as an unexpected treat in the mail, gifts are never expected but always appreciated! Thoughtfulness never goes out of style! Some things I enjoy include:

• Raw, local honey from your hometown
• Anything with almond or amaretto scent
• Gourmet chocolates (especially truffles)
• Gift cards to Amazon
• Gift cards through Gyft
• Visa gift cards

You might also prefer to select something (including books) from my Amazon Wishlist, which can be delivered to my doorstep any time. Want to pick something out on your own? Evite Instant Gifts allows you to do just that, with only my email address (andraporterlv@protonmail.ch)!

I do not participate in review culture, which means you will not find me on any explicit review sites. If you happen to find a review about me, trust that it is fake (no matter how great it is). My clients share my concerns about review culture and respect my request to not participate in it.

I find it unsettling that so many providers have been forced to make the best out a a bad situation with TER, simply because that’s where 90%+ of business comes from; it is a problematic monopoly that is harmful to both providers and respectful clients, and one that needs an honest and transparent alternative. I believe reviews could be accurate and helpful to clients without the sort of coercive tactics used in that sort of review culture.

For further information, please see this article about TER’s problematic history, this one that discusses how review sites administered by client-turned-entrepreurs can do more harm than good, this one about issues in today’s online review culture, or this page with plenty of commentary about TER.

I believe that a review sites for any service should be honest, fair, transparent, respectful, and helpful for all parties. There is currently no system that fits this bill.

I understand that many suitors use such sites to “do their homework” on companions before booking. If this is important to you, please contact me and I will be happy to provide references from other providers who can vouch for me. You might also find Twitter useful in verifying my character.